Incredible cosplay

I think that he took cosplay a little bit too far.

he saw his chance and he took it



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oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor

you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts

you can buy endless red skittles

i never thought i’d see heaven

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I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends. 


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ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

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The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.

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bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war



why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing

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the winner of the giveaway from a while ago was ughmalia and she requested something fluffy with kira/malia. and this is the result!

the beautiful art you see above is by meledea-art and I wrote the fic below to go along with it. 


“Hey, Kira?” 

“Yeah?” she asks. She’s laying at the end of the bed, looking over an essay for Malia, but she pauses to look back at her. 

Malia’s propped up against the headboard, her knees pulled to her chest, and her arms wrapped around them. “Can I wear your jersey to school tomorrow?”

“Uh, yeah. I guess. Why though?” Kira asks, propping herself up on her elbow so she can look at Malia more easily. 

“Because a lot of people’s girlfriends wear their jersey on game day. It’s even in all those cheesy movies we’ve been watching.” 

Kira nearly chokes and she stumbles over her words as she says, “But we’re not dating…are we?” 

“Oh,” Malia says. “I thought we were? I mean, I like you, and I know you like me too, because you always smell like arousal and happiness when I’m around.” 

Kira can feel her cheeks heat up and she knows they must be turning spectacularly red. “But we never talked about it. When you like someone you have to talk to them about it before you’re dating, Malia. We’ve never even kissed or anything.” 

“I thought maybe you just didn’t want to,” Malia says, looking unsure of herself. “I’m still not really sure how all of this works as a human. It’s all so much more complicated than it needs to be. If I like you and you like me what is there to discuss?” 

“I didn’t even know you liked me,” Kira says. “That’s why people have to talk about this stuff. Most people can’t just rely on animal instinct and scenting people’s emotions. They have to talk.” 

“You do like me though. Don’t you?” Malia asks. 

“Yeah, uh, I like you. I like you a lot. And, hey, you know I’m proud of you, right? I know that you’re still working on figuring this human thing out and I can’t even imagine how frustrating it is, but you’re doing so well. This essay is incredible, and you actually talked to me instead of just lashing out and getting frustrated and angry.” 

Malia grins at her, and stalks forward on the bed, until their lips are only a few centimeters apart. “And you do want to kiss me?” she asks. 

Kira can feel her breath against her lips, and she nods her head, and tangles her fingers in Malia’s hair, closing the gap between them. It’s the first time she’s ever kissed a girl, even though she’s thought about it plenty of times before, and it feels different from kissing boys. She really likes it. Malia’s lips are soft, and just a little bit slick from lip gloss. Malia kisses hard, rough, and a little wild, and it makes Kira’s breath catch in her throat. 

When Malia finally pulls away, they’re both grinning. 

“Okay,” Malia says. “Well that was definitely nothing like kissing Stiles,” she says. 

“Was Stiles the only other person you’ve ever kissed?” 

“Yeah,” Malia says. “He was my first kiss, and I haven’t kissed anyone since we broke up.” 

Kira nods and says, “Uh, I’m sorry…if I wasn’t as good as him then, I mean. First kisses are usually really special.” 

Malia shakes her head, and nudges at Kira’s shoulder. “Shut up, dumbass. I said it was different not that it wasn’t good. It was definitely very good. I’ve got zero complaints.” 

“Oh,” Kira says. “Well then I mean, do you think we should do it again?” 

Malia grins at her, a little feral, and says, “I think we should definitely do it a lot more.” 

She presses forward again, and Kira meets her halfway. 


Later, Malia asks to stay the night and Kira nods happily. She hates sleeping alone anyway. After everything she’s been through in the last couple of years she never really feels safe, but it helps if there’s someone else around. 

Malia curls around her back and slings her arm over Kira’s waist and Kira cuddles into her, getting as close as she can. 

She feels Malia press a kiss against her shoulder and the gentleness of it surprises her. Malia’s always been kind of rough around the edges, always impulsive and quick and tough. She really has made a lot of progress since the two of them met, and Kira’s always getting surprised by the ways in which Malia has changed. 

She’s stayed the same a lot of ways too, and Kira likes that. She likes that she still doesn’t really have a filter and that she doesn’t really pay attention to fashion and always just wears whatever she wants to. 

And she can’t help but smile when Malia presses another soft kiss against her shoulder, even as she mumbles, “Go to sleep. School tomorrow.” 

She feels Malia’s breath against her neck and as it grows deep and steady Kira matches her own breathing to it until she drifts to sleep. 

(via swingsetindecember)


I am in love with the Queen to be,
and i am enquiring if she loves me too 

(via raggedywings)

On meeting the Queen.

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Werewolf Wagon’s Top Ten Themed Fics is a monthly feature suggested by the lovely Juliana, where we I make a list  in no order whatsoever of my Top Ten Fics based on an specific theme previously chosen by us or suggested by a follower.


This month’s theme? High School Fics!

(you can also check Werewolf Wagon’s High School tag for a list of all fics recced.)


As Good As The Real Thing by literaryoblivion (5,822 - M)

He’s maybe had a crush on Stiles for going on two years now, but there’s no way he’s ever going to act on it or say anything. But, he’s memorized all of Stiles’s quirks and habits because he and Stiles have been in the same history class for two years now, and he always ends up sitting by him. However, he and Stiles have had limited interaction with one another, which is fine. Derek can subside on his daydreams of Stiles. He can live the rest of his high school career on his fantasies alone.

That is until their teacher assigns them to be partners for a project.

Binomial Coefficients by DevilDoll (20,783 - T)

In which brainy freshman Stiles Stilinski wants star quarterback Derek Hale to join the math team, AKA math nerds in love.

If you asked me if I love him, I’d lie by dereksstilinski (37,306 - E)

Derek has already typed the entire report out and even got all of the stuff prepared for the poster that Stiles and him will have to present. Derek found that he actually didn’t mind doing all the work when it was Stiles he was doing it for, but he wasn’t going to let Stiles get away completely. He was going to get Stiles to come over and help with the poster, so help him god.

John Hughes Did Not Direct My Life by nascentgalaxies (48,666 - E)

Stiles and Derek are childhood friends who drifted apart. When Stiles joins the lacrosse team against his will, the universe (with a little help from Laura and Lydia) chooses to push them back together.

R.A.P.I.L.A. by neko_fish (7,197 - T)

The first time Stiles talks to Derek Hale, it’s raining, it’s pouring, and Scott went and ditched him to ‘study’ with Allison.

(Thank you, best friend Scott.)

roses are #ff0000 by nashirah (6,007 - T)

“Roses are red,

Violets aren’t blue, they’re fucking purple,

This place is neat,

Let me buy you a Slurpee.”

Stiles finishes and looks pointedly at Derek. “They don’t make avocado Slurpees.”

“I’m filing for fake divorce,” Derek decides.

The Scheming Rhymes of Romance by sofonisba_found (23,986 - M)

A story in which Derek writes copious amounts of poetry, Stiles is very appreciative of said poetry as well as Derek’s smile, and all of their friends are oddly and extremely invested in seeing these two get their act together.

Tutor!Verse by betp (20,658 - M)

They meet when Derek is seventeen and hates history almost as much as he hates his ex, Kate, and Stiles is sixteen and taking junior-level history classes.

we won’t destroy you by andnowforyaya (11,878 - G)

Derek and Stiles have a complicated history. There’s a guy in a red and blue spandex suit who complicates things further.

You’re The Comeback Kid by capeofstorm (45,478 - E)

Derek Hale doesn’t do friends, not after the fire that claimed his entire family and landed him in foster care. He just wants to graduate and get on with his life. But Laura always said he was a bleeding heart and that’s how he ends up with Erica Reyes as his best friend after he helps her through a seizure one day.

Erica’s not content with being the loser epileptic anymore, not now that she’s Derek’s friend. She intends to become the uncrowned queen of the school because running things from behind the scenes is always fun.

Add in Stiles Stilinski, the guy Derek can’t help but notice and help with some bully trouble.

And how the hell did Erica talk him into taking Isaac Lahey under his wing?


It’s increasingly clear to me that Scott McCall is the boy who will gaze earnestly into your eyes before he grabs your butt firmly YET TENDERLY and politely asks if he can take your top off with his teeth BUT ONLY IF YOU’RE COMFORTABLE WITH IT


can we all just talk about the emotional responses in the article

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This is the best thing i’ve ever heard

My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the Black Parade - 0:00
Green Day - Good Riddance - 0:12
Panic! at the Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies - 0:24
blink-182 - What’s My Age Again? - 0:34
Jimmy Eat World - The Middle - 0:46
We The Kings - Check Yes Juliet - 0:46
Third Eye Blind - Graduate - 0:56
All Time Low - Weightless - 0:58
All Time Low - Dear Maria Count Me In - 1:07
Switchfoot - Meant to Live - 1:18
Fall Out Boy - Sugar We’re Going Down - 1:07
My Chemical Romance - I’m Not Okay (I Promise) - 1:29
Boys Like Girls - Thunder - 1:40
30 Seconds to Mars - Kings and Queens - 1:50
Yellowcard - Ocean Avenue - 1:59
Relient K - Be My Escape - 2:00
Relient K - Sadie Hawkins Dance - 2:03
Simple Plan - I’d Do Anything - 2:14
Paramore - Misery Business - 2:15
Rise Against - Savior - 2:25
Sum 41 - Fat Lip - 2:33
My Chemical Romance - Teenagers - 2:34
Fountains of Wayne - Stacy’s Mom - 2:43
All American Rejects - Gives You Hell - 2:51
blink-182 - Feeling This - 2:53
Lit - My Own Worst Enemy - 3:08
Sum 41 - In Too Deep - 3:09
The Cab - One of THOSE Nights - 3:37
Relient K - High of 75 - 3:37
blink-182 - I Miss You - 3:37
Paramore - That’s What You Get - 3:48
AFI - Miss Murder - 4:03
Good Charlotte - Dance Floor Anthem - 4:04
Cute Is What We Aim For - Curse of Curves - 4:18
30 Seconds to Mars - Closer to the Edge - 4:30
A Day to Remember - All I Want - 4:45
Mayday Parade - Jamie All Over - 4:57
Fall Out Boy - Thnks Fr Th Mmrs - 4:57
Cartel - Say Anything (Else) - 5:22
Taking Back Sunday - MakeDamnSure - 5:37
Rise Against - Audience of One - 5:47
Fall Out Boy - Sugar We’re Going Down - 5:48


this is the best thing ever created


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