toriceratops:

It all started out so innocently.  

There was a 20K pre slash fluffy humor fic.  At Ten pm.  Not bad.  REASONABLE.  Who could be blamed for choosing such a fic that time of night?  It also turned out hilarious and an excellent read.

Then, there was a part two.  Another 20K and not too terribly late just yet.

The hell began when there was a part three and almost 80K AND NOW IT IS 3:30 AM AND THERE IS ALSO A PART FOUR WITH 60K AND I DONT WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE.

(via maybemoriarty)

slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

(via ameliahannahmay)

sexydavestrider:

I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.

Every cat owner ever.

that is hilarious and sad

(via jared-padaquacki)

flyinggayflag:

battlingperfection:

elizaschu:

BUT ITS LITTLE FEETSIES
IT HAS FEETFEEEEEET
FUZZY LITTLE SLIPPERED BUNNY FEET

it looks so majestic

IT LOOKS LIKE A POKEMON 

flyinggayflag:

battlingperfection:

elizaschu:

BUT ITS LITTLE FEETSIES

IT HAS FEET
FEEEEEET

FUZZY LITTLE SLIPPERED BUNNY FEET

it looks so majestic

IT LOOKS LIKE A POKEMON 

(via ladysei)

ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

ultrannoying:

thirstiest:

milfdud:

thirstiest:

milfdud:

mconalds:

milfdud:

mconalds:

milfdud:

mconalds:

milfdud:

it’s a metaphor

its a simile 

it’s an analogy

its a hyperbole 

it’s a symbol

it’s a personification

it’s an allusion

it’s a conceit

it’s a juxtaposition

it’s an allegory

maybe it’s maybelline

(via prancinginpurgatory)

singerofsimplesongs:

It doesn’t hit him until later. Much later. In fact, he doesn’t even remember it until he stops at a Gas-n-Sip for some extra supplies.

The cashiers name is Louise. And suddenly Cas remembers a hotel room and not enough personal space.

So, what — I’m Thelma and…

The boy who drove over to a girls house to kiss her goodnight, because she was having a tough day.

(via tumblweedblr)

geeknip:

literallyrad:

today there was a snowboard race at the resort i’m staying at and i’m a pretty decent snowboarder so i thought why not try right. so i wear all black just because it’s the only color i own and i ended up winning and when the announcer came over to me he said “dude! that was pretty awesome bro, what’s your name?” and i took my helmet off like in the movies and let my hair fall out and was like “caitlin” and everyone was liKE OOOOOOH

image

(via geekdean)

merthurlin:

teen wolf au: 

girls kicking ass, taking names, and solving crimes. “howl” detective agency has the highest success rates in new york, and criminals learn to fear the sound of clicking heels. lydia martin can make connections no one else can, kira yukimura can hack any electronic device invented, allison argent will have you on the ground in two seconds flat and erica reyes will have you confessing without even noticing.
(magic may or may not be involved)

merthurlin:

teen wolf au:

girls kicking ass, taking names, and solving crimes. “howl” detective agency has the highest success rates in new york, and criminals learn to fear the sound of clicking heels. lydia martin can make connections no one else can, kira yukimura can hack any electronic device invented, allison argent will have you on the ground in two seconds flat and erica reyes will have you confessing without even noticing.

(magic may or may not be involved)

(via agentotter)

humorously:

skarosoul:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

image

this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet

 

(via pizza)

edgebug:

martinfreeman:

do you have a girlfriend? girlfriend? no, not really my area. oh right then. do you have a boyfriend? which is fine by the way. i know its fine. so you’ve got a boyfriend? no. right. okay. you’re unattached like me. fine. good.

i read this and my first thought was “haha one of those ‘awkward flirting’ funny text posts” and then i realized this was an actual conversation from the first episode of sherlock

(via jared-padaquacki)

wytchprincess:

when i was a child i thought ‘male enhancement’ pills just made you a better guy. they made you pleasant to be around. the man on the commercial had a big smile on his face and they made a point of how happy his wife was and everyone loved him. this is honestly what i thought

(via soul-cages)